Heh Ho ! as my Little sister Pippa Williams would say …
I wrote with some trepidation about my new ‘erm ‘illustrious ‘neighbour Boris!..( used as I am to the Russian oligarch ..Valentino (once upon a time ..) the serious heavy Rock star ..Swiss bankers and the CIA all opposite me !
Seen the late wonderful Queen walking up the garden path.. George Bush Senior … to name a few…
Also used I was to dressing for the builders / workmen (i.e. covering up!!) even some years later I’m still looked at and secretly thrilled to have a wolf whistle except it’s supposed to be forbidden!! !!
but
as this particular street is always being repainted white! Re-roofed or something other mortals cannot afford these days.. the threat is imminent..
BUT NOW I have a new worry ..! Jeezz 18 or so paparazzi camped outside opposite my front door! Cameras film and shutters at the ready to pap Carrie as she scuttled out with the Bubba makeup-less ( I swear in pj’s clever girl) with a long blond trench over…at 8.am
But no the paps didn’t leave.. 
Hanging about like Carrion crows all dressed in black to catch a glimpse of the ‘Blond One’ Boris as he shot off this morning .. at erm 10am for more “theatre …” his hearing …whatever you think of him..
How gross this must be …
Luckily for me they all dispersed soon after slot of muttering … and comparing shots…but of course they’ll be back Jeez of course they will..
To be continued 
